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The Prognosticator Episode 9

THE PROGNOSTICATOR

EPISODE 9

A STORY WRITTEN BY PESMAN

WHATSAPP/CALL: – 08065400006

Me: i don’t understand what you meant
by where am i going tomorrow. See Dupe
am going nowhere.
.
Dupe: Pesman stop pretending
.
Me: am not
.
Dupe: ok just want to warned you Pesman.
Bye, love you
.
Me: love you too
**Hangs up**
.
Hmmmm!! Dupe again this girl is a
prognosticate lady, she sees everything
before happening.
“what do i do now”
“she said i will not like the outcome”
“whatever the outcome i will go”
.
CNN: what happened, who called you?
.
Me: It was Dupe
.
CNN: What does she mean by what do you
want to do?
.
Me: she said i should not relocated to my
house now, because isn’t safe ( i lied)
.
CNN: those thieves cannot come again, but
you can spend some days here with me
.
Me: that’s what i will do
.
CNN : Better
.
**My phone rang, it was my mum**
.
Me: Hello ma
.
Mum: Hello Dear, how are you?
.
Me: Fine ma
.
Mum: How are you feeling now?
.
Me: feeling good and strong enough to
work in cement factory
.
Mum: That’s good, where are you?
.
Me: with CNN ma
.
Mum: ok dear, don’t go to your house yet, let
it be like 3days to come
.
.
Me: ok ma
.
Mum: And you should come and check me at
home tomorrow
.
Me; Ok ma
**Hanged up***
Me: ** Faced CNN ** mama is greeting you,
she just called
.
CNN : My regards
.
Me: Thanks
.
CNN : You welcome
.
Me: So when are we going to Fayemi’s
Shrine?
.
CNN : As early as 8:30am to 9:00am
tomorrow: he might be going for
another babalawo’s meeting, so we go early
.
Me: you are the best friend i ever had
.
*** We slept that night,The SMS tone of my
phone woke me by 7:32am, i picked my
phone from floor, checked the message, i
was shocked with the contents of the
message.
.
” And i know from the first time”
” I see your love, you got me baby”
” Even Thought i am an Eminent lady, i know
that i will fall for you”
” You got to know that everyone falls”
” Opps i done fell so deep baby”
” Opps i want you for me baby”
” opps i done fell so deep baby”
” Everyone fall in love sometimes”
” I don’t know about you but it ain’t a
crime”
” If you let me love you, love you for long
time baby”
” If you let me touch you, and if you let me
love you till the morning” #Peslady
.
PS : The contents of the message was “Tory
Lanez luv” song lyrics
.
I read the text again, again and again, wow
i
love this message
” Who could have sent this such message?
But i
had only one girlfriend (Dupe)”
“But i don’t usually call her peslady”
“Who is peslady again?”
I would have called the sender of the
message but i was unable to call the
number, because it was a customized
number. The sender was peslady and i don’t
save any number as peslady on my phone
***
.
Me: ** Tapped CNN ** guy good morning
this
is what i saw on my phone this morning
(stretches the phone to him)
.
CNN : ** Collected phone from me, he read
the
message** Hmmmm pesman, i don’t think it
was dupe o
.
Me: Me too, i don’t think so, but who can
you suggest it was?
.
CNN: Can’t say because this is customized
name
.
Me : How can someone customized a name
to
be sent sms, i don’t understand
.
CNN: It is the work of bulk sms applications,
if
you were trading with any bulksms dealer,
you will be allow to customized you I.D, such
I.D can be used or any name of your choice
to sent out sms, your customized name will
be displaying instead of your phone number
.
Me: So the sender of this text is using
bulk sms?
.
CNN : Absolutely!
.
Me: I promised myself to found out the
sender
———————————–
9:30AM FAYEMI’S SHRINE
CNN and i sat on a mat, our usual place,
fayemi also sit on his olden wooden
chair that faced our direction
.
Cnn: Eekaro baba (Good morning sir)
.
Fayemi: Eku ojumo Eyin omo mi (Good
morning my sons)
.
CNN : Baba, Eso wipe ki awa leni (You said
we
should come today)
.
Fayemi: Moni opolopo alejo, mi o Mon ohun
ti ebawa sibi Mon (I had numerous visitors,
so i can’t remembered what you were here
for, so YOU have to remind me)
.
CNN : Ore mi yi ni momuwa ni ijeta ti moso
wipe koni obinrin afesona kan kan (I
brought this my friend to you last two days,
that i told you he had no girlfriend)
.
Fayemi: Omo daada, moranti, Awure obinrin
niye, se eni apomeji abo lowo? (Good boy,
now I remember you want to do women
Ritual, do you have 500naira with you?
.
Me: Beeni sir, mo ni (Yes sir, i have) I
brought out 500naira note from my pocket
.
Fayemi: Apomeji abo yi ni igbese akoko,
ewalo bami wa ako alangba wa, oya emape.
(This 500naira is first step, you will go now
and bring Agama lizard for me, you should
do
quick)
.
CNN : Se akol’e ra Ako Alangba noni? (Can’t
we buy the Agama/He-lizard?)
.
Fayemi: **Laugh** E’le ra, sugbon ogbodo
je eleyi ti won pa loni (You can, but it must
be the one they killed today)
.
Me: Eese baba, ama padawa ri yin laipe
(Thank you sir, we will be back shortly)
We left Fayemi shrine as confused men,
friend in need is friend indeed, CNN really
stood by me, i owe him alot
.
But what i failed to know was my name at
the end
would be
.
“HAD I KNOW” .
.
To be continued………

 

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