A STORY WRITTEN BY PESMAN
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Hi pesman! Have been calling your name for
a while, it seems the earpiece in your ear did
not allow you to hear. I brought out my
phone from my pocket, paused the
music and faced her.
Me: Oh! Dupe good afternoon
Me: But how did you know my name? I
guess we met just today and i don’t
If i told you my name.
Dupe: You shouldn’t worry about that, i did
my home work perfectly before i come.
*** Home work? What does she mean by
homework? Either its homework or not, i’m
less concerned. After all, i don’t have any
girlfriend, this is the best offer for me o, i
need to woo this girl***
Me: Ok dear, so why did you stop me?
Dupe: Actually i’m stranger in this area, i just
relocated, my house is boring so i have to
take a walk down the street, and i see you
that’s why i called you maybe you can keep
Me: Yes i can, but i’m going to my house
now, don’t know if you can follow me?
Dupe: No problem let’s go, guess you have
Me: I’m not that fond of movies but i have
playstation in my
Dupe: oh! you have P. S ?
Me: Yes, do you play it?
Dupe: Yes i do
Me: Ok let’s go then
*** Hmmm, thank God o, this girl don dey
me go house sha, e be like say she don love
me be that oo (reason in pigin English) And
dupe is a very beautiful girl o, Had it been
CNN didn’t send me out of his room how
will i meet this girl? Every disappointment
is a blessing. Dupe and i walked like happy
couples to my house ***
Dupe sat at the edge of my bed, there
no chair in my room, i intended not to have
chair. Because of some adventures like this.
Me: What should i offer you?
Dupe: Let play playstation first, it’s quite an
age i played last, after i beat you like five
times, i will tell you what to offer me
Me: No problem nah, i don’t argue with a
female, and your name is dupe just four (4)
letter words, i will spell it within 20 minutes
Dupe: stop making noise and let’s play
*** I powered the game console, turned on
the TV set and continued with the
settings of the game***
Dupe: This pad is wireless?
Me: You mean the pad you are holding?
Me: ok, the pad is wireless
Dupe: I never played with wireless pad
Me: This is Playstation 3, so the pad is
Dupe: I haven’t played Playstation 3 before
Me: It is so simple and similar to PS 2, just
Dupe: Don’t beat me too much then
Me: sure i will not, i will rather teach you
how to play
*** We played the game for some hours,
dupe was a professional in PS 2, the way
holds the pad, the way she plays, the
formation and substitutions said it all***
Dupe: Kunle, i don’t think i can continue
with this game again.
Me: But why?
Dupe: I’m tired, and the game is not like PS 2
am used to
Me: ok o, what should i offer you now? You
said earlier that you will decided after the
game and how do you know i also bears
Dupe: You shouldn’t worry about that, when
its time you will know, please give me any
nice drink, not alcoholic o
Me: Ok o
*** chai how do i go about it now? I had no
money on me, or should i go to bank again
to withdraw the remaining 2k in my
(jamb fee). No! this money is for jamb
registrations not for a woman***
Dupe: You don’t have money?
Me: *surprised this girl is something else
oo* no, i have money i was only thinking of
what to buy for you
Dupe: I know you don’t have money, you are
also thinking of going to bank to make
Me: * Shocked, i’m in trouble* Dupe i have
money let me get you your drink
Dupe: Ok o
*** I left my room as a confused man, i
don’t know what to do, this girl must be a
witch oo, she knew everything about me.
hahaha CNN must be behind this, he was the
one revealing my secrets to this lady, but
wait oo CNN and i just met this girl today
nah, na him sabi oo, where would i even get
300naira to buy hollandia yogurt for this
girl? I brought out my phone to call CNN but
his number was switched off, hmmm this
guy must have been programmed tola by
What should i do now? I was in trauma of
thinking when an idea pop into my head,
Pesman go to mama blessing shop to buy
the yogurt as credit, shebi you are not
owing her any money? My inner mind told
Yes na, i don’t owe her ooo.
I left the spot of thinking and headed to
mama blessing’s shop to buy credits yogurt.
On my way to mama blessing shop, i saw
something like money in front of me, i
moved closed to the pieces of paper to
confirm either its money or not, i can’t
believed my eyes its 1000naira note, glory
be to God in heaven, but the street is
crowded street, how do i picked this money
without drawing the attention of people to
I quickly dropped my phone ontop of the
1000naira note and i picked it up with my
phone, i was about to raised up my head
tapped me from back, my heart flew away
that moment **The owner of the money
later catched me sha, i said to myself**
Me: Yes what can i do for you?
Guy: Please is this the way to market road?
Pointing to the front
Me: **Relieved** yes it is, just be going
Guy: Thanks, he left
I reached mama blessing’s shop, bought
what i wanted to buy and returned to my
room to meet my visitor (Dupe)
Dupe: What takes you so long?
Me: The crowd at mama blessing shop is too
much i have to wait for my turn (i lied)
Dupe: Hmmmm pesman you can lie
Me: lie? As how?
Dupe: Don’t tell me you don’t pick 1000naira
note along the road?
Me: ** Mouth opened** 1000naira note?
Who told you i picked any money along the
Dupe; Nobody, just guessing though
*** i poured the hollandia yogurt in to two
glasses cup. I took one and gave one to
dupe, i sited beside her and stylish caress
her lap, she didn’t resist and i continued
Me: Dupe, i don’t want you to think that we
just met today, since when i met you at the
nairabet shop in the afternoon have been
developing some beautiful feelings for you,
Baby i must confess, i’m in love with you.
Dupe: Pesman i know you are a single,
loving and caring guy, but its too early to go
in relationship with you, let start with
friendship first, thought i like you so much,
but i don’t want to go in to any relationship
*** I didn’t allow her to finished her words,
planted a soft kiss to her lip she responded
kiss, we started kissing, i began to kiss her,
sucking on her tongue like my intention was
to pull it out of her mouth.
As i did this, i ran my soft hands on her
boobs and shoulders while i kissed her back
grabbing her boobs, i was about to free her
boobs from bra prison yard and sucks the
nipples, she held my hand and said ***
Dupe: Pesman it’s ok, you will have visitors
Me: lolzzz visitors ke? I don’t have any
Dupe: You have to believe me on this,
someone is coming here, and the person
will be here any Moment for now
Me: The person is your visitor right?
Dupe: No it yours
Me: Just tell me you don’t want to do it with
Dupe: Its not that i don’t want to give my
body to you, i’m found of you already and i
must confess i love you too.
Me: let do it then
Dupe: I wish we could do it, but your visitors
would spoil the fun
Me: But wait does…… But before i could
finished my words i heard a knock on my
door, i nearly fainted, i looked at Dupe with
surprised eyes. She smile
. WHO IS AT THE DOOR???
To be continued
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