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THE PROGNOSTICATOR

EPISODE 10

A STORY WRITTEN BY PESMAN

WHATSAPP/CALL: – 08065400006

 

 
***MISSION: AGAMA/HE-LIZARD
HUNTING***
.
How can someone like me would be
throwing stone around the street, i done
finally ridicule myself, coconut head. I said
within myself
.
Me: Cnn how do i go about this agama lizard
hunting now? I don’t think i will be going
back to fayemi again o, i dashed him my
500naira (Dash mean a bribe or something
give out to an individual in 9ja pidgin
English)
.
Cnn: Pesman, don’t talk like that, we are in
this together, am with you this mission must
be effected
.
Me: What do we do now?
.
Cnn: Let go and search for it
.
Me: Ok boss
.
***We started searching for agama-lizard,
without knowing that my name at the end
would be “HAD I KNOW” we searched all the
area without seeing agama-lizard, we were
about to give up when i saw “Samuel”
Samuel was a little boy of 12years, he was
“Dan Bansha boy” (Dan Bansha means
“good for noting” in Hausa language
northern part of Nigeria).
Samuel was very stubborn boy in our area, i
had once suggested to his mother that she
should let him go to army boarding school
maybe he might changed, only God
knows***
.
Me: Samuel how far nah?
.
Samuel: Egbon pes i dey oh (Brother pes i’m
fine oh)
.
Cnn: Samuel Samuel, the only big boy i love
in this area, where are you going?
.
Samuel: Egbon Sahara reporter, A.I.T (A.I.T
AFRICAN INDEPENDENT
TELEVISION) or cnn,
whatever you nickname is, am going
nowhere, just dey playing in the street
.
Cnn: That’s my guy, ehn Samuel i have one
deal for you o
,
Samuel: Oya ejami si, sebi oro Lori owo ni?
(Tell me please, hope its matter of money?)
.
Cnn: Yes it is, we need agama-lizard
.
Samuel: Like how many, and how much are
you paying?
.
Me: Just only one and we will pay you
100naira for it
.
Samuel: **Cheerfulness** oya let the game
begin
***The three of us continued the searching
of forbidden meat (agama-lizard) suddenly
we
found three different agama_lizard we ran
after
them separately, i picked one heavily stone
and ran after the lizard, the lizard also ran
for its dear life, nobody wants to die, the
lizard climbed the wall of uncompleted
building.
I straight my hand i was ready to stone the
lizard.
beside the uncompleted building was
neatly parked Toyota camry car, i throw the
stone with all the mighty in me, but i was
unlucky.
Only God know what diverted the stone
from the
direction of lizard to direction of parked car,
the stone hitted the windscreen of the car
the
glass shattered everywhere, hmmmm “had i
know”***
.
Cnn: What is that?
.
Me: Cnn am in trouble, have mistakly broke
someone’s car glass
**He came to where i stood he saw the
glasses everywhere**
.
Me: What do we do now?
.
Cnn: Thank God nobody see you, we have to
run because we can’t afford to buy the glass
o.
Brother cnn and pesman where are you?
You should come here o, Have killed one
Samuel called on us, we walked to him,
carried the agama_lizard he just killed, cnn
wrapped it with Lynon, i gave Samuel
100naira as promised, we left the spot
without telling Samuel about the crime i just
committed.
————————-
10MINUTES LATER, FAYEMI’S
SHRINE
.
Baba here is the agama-lizard cnn said to
fayemi,
he dropped the lizard on the floor
.
Fayemi: Ekare, elo ma sere ni ita tobato asiko
mapeyin (Weldone, you should go and
playing outside when its time i will called
you)
.
**We went outside to play as instructed by
fayemi**
45min later fayemi called us, we walked in
.
Fayemi: Eku ori re, moti pari ise yin
(Congratulations have finished your work)
he gave me one small cup of cream
.
Fayemi: You will be rubbing it all over your
body after you take your bath in the
morning, women will be running after you
.
Cnn/Me: Thank you sir **I brought out
another 500naira note from my pocket gave
him and left his shrine.
On our way home my phone rang, i checked
who was the caller, same person noni,
Dupe**
.
Me: Hello love
.
Dupe: Pesman weldone oo
.
Me: what did i do?
.
Dupe: i don’t have much airtime on my
phone, just want to tell you i’m on my way
to lagos, my mummy called me to come, its
an urgent call, i will be back in the next
3 days times bye
**she hanged up, Thank God the
monitoring spirit have travelled, i will be able
to execute my project**
.
I didn’t sleep in CNN house that day because
i want to rub the cream as early as possible
in the morning so i went to my room to
sleep.
Early the next day i woke as early as 4:30am
took my bath rubbed the women spiritual
cream all over my flesh by 5:15am i was
done, i put on black jean and white hacket
polo with white sneaker, i put my phone
inside my pocket, ready for the first woman
to approach me.
A knock sounded on my door. who could be
knocking my door by this time of the day?
first victim I guessed. I moved closed to the
door and opened it, i was
shocked with who i saw, standing before
me was Samuel, his mother, two police men
and one young man that i never met before.
You are under arrest, one of the police said
to me.
.
HAD I KNOW I WOULDN’T
EMBARKED ON AGAMA-
LIZARD HUNTING
.
To be continued

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