Adebimpe the facebook girl (18+)
A Story Written By Onihaxy
………………. After the call
I went to work and chat with my friend segun
along side. I narrated my recent action to him
and he told me I was getting smarter. We
discussed how kemi’s package will look like,
and trust my guy, he came with a very brilliant
He said we would act like brothers, I
would be the elder brother while he would be
the younger brother.
I smiled and said to myself, “hope say sege no
go push me to jail some day sha”, but on a serious note, its good to have the good, the
bad, and the ugly friends and I don’t even
the category that segun belongs to.
After closing for the day’s job at 5pm, I was
so tired and I couldn’t stop over at segun’s house,
I went home straight and fell over the bed to
At 7pm, my phone was ringing and I
looked at the screen, it was my beloved kemi
ME: hello love
KEMI: call me back please ***hanged up****
What is this girl up to?, haba!!!, she had never
call for 3 minutes before, always saying “call
I wait for like 10minutes before
returning the call
ME: hello love
KEMI: hi. How are you?
ME: I’m fine, and you?
KEMI: I’m fine too. What happened to your
phone the other time in the morning?
ME: sorry about that jaree, the credit was
exhausted and the call terminated.
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KEMI: hmmmmmmmm. I thought you don’t
want to talk to me ni.
ME: haba!!, no naw. So where are you
KEMI: I’m now in akure
ME: really?, where in akure?
KEMI: I don’t know dear, ok hold on let me ask
someone ******background: kemi: pls what is
the name of this place?. Response: oda
road*********** ok onihaxy, they said its oda
ME: eeeyah, not to far from my area sha.
30 to 40minute taxi drive.
ME: yes. So how do we see?
KEMI: I don’t know yet ooooo, and I would be so
busy tomorrow in cooking assistance.
ME: so what about saturday?
KEMI: I will be busy too
ME: so what do we do now? I can’t wait to see
KEMI: same here. Ok let’s do it this way
KEMI: to save time, let’s meet at the shopping
plaza, text the location to me, you will get
before me and I will meet you there.
ME: *****oloshi, you dey prove smart abi?, na
me you wan use brain for?. Thanks to sege’s
tutorials******* that will be bit difficult dear
ME: my younger brother is around and wanted
to see you, infact, he should have travelled yesterday but he said he would wait till your
KEMI: who is that? And did you tell him
anything about me?
ME: my cousin .yes I told him lots about you
KEMI: and what was that?
ME: that you are my love, the girl I wanted to
marry. And he said he wanted to see his
brother’s wife. Infact, he has a gift to give
KEMI: really?. What is the gift?
ME: he didn’t show me, neither did he tell me. He said its for you alone and its a surprise. He
would travel immediately after seeing you.
KEMI: oooooo God, and I would be busy oooooo,
ok, let’s see what would happen tomorrow
ME: that’s my love.
KEMI: onihaxy please….
ME: **** interrupted**** heeeeee, honey please
I will call you back, my food is burning seriously.
*****Oloshi, I knew that it is “baby send me
airtime” that would follow the “onihaxy please”
At 9pm, I called kemi again to discuss on how
we would meet.
ME: hi love
KEMI: how are you dear?
ME: I’m fine, and you?
KEMI: I’m doing great.
ME: so how do we see and when?,
KEMI: let’s see if I could sneak out tomorrow
see you. Hope your place isn’t far from here?
ME: no dear, its along the main road. If you
take a bike, the bike man will drop you exactly
infront of my house.
KEMI: please I won’t stay long outside because
of my family, I don’t want them to suspect
I’m missing. So you would stay infront of your house and the same bike that brought me
would takes us both to the outing.
ME: ***oloshi, na me you dey prove smart for
abi?*******, no problem dear
KEMI: alright dear, what are the things you are
buying for me?
ME: just wait till tomorrow and see the
that awaits you.
KEMI: that’s why I love you. Baby please
transfer little airtime to me please
ME: it late, and I don’t have sufficient airtime on
my phone. Let’s make it tomorrow.
KEMI: ok dear, take care
ME: bye ***hanged up********
I chat with segun after to call to gist him
about kemi’s outdoor plans. I was so confused on
to convince her to bed. Segun assured me that
I shouldn’t worry as he would take charge of
everything. We had our last rehearsals that
night on his plans of how to execute kemi’s parole.
8am the second day which was friday, I woke
up very early. I had took a time off from work
earlier on thursday on the pretence that I was
sick and needed to go to the hospital for
I changed my bedsheets, stocked my portable fridge with 3 can malts and
went to the nearby chemist to purchase a pack
of condom and I sprayed the whole room with
air refresher. Indeed, nobody cleans a house
faster than a guy expecting a new girl.
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9:25am, kemi flashed me and I called back,
ME: hello love
KEMI : hi dear.
ME: how was your night?
KEMI: it was fine. Where is my airtime?
ME: I’m sorry dear, I’m still on bed, I haven’t gone out yet
KEMI: why can’t you send your brother to buy
ME: he went out very early this morning and he
hasn’t returned yet.
KEMI: send your address, I should be on my way any moment from now. And first thing, I
will collect my airtime when I arrive.
ME: ok love, no problem.
I sent the detailed address to kemi and I also inform my goon (segun) about kemi’s coming.
35minutes later, segun arrived fully dressed
and pulling a leather box. We hugged and gist
about how we would execute our plans neatly.
While we were having gists and fun. My phone
rang and it was kemi calling.
ME: hi love, where are you?
KEMI: I just dropped from a bike at the front
your house, Please come outside and let’s hurry
up, the bike-man is waiting.
ME: ok *****hanged up*******.
I turned to segun with a sad face full of
disappointment. Segun saw the look on my
ME: segun, I’m not sure this plan will work out?
SEGE: why not leave all the plans to the event
ME: but she still insisted on waiting outside?
SEGE: mr maga, just calm down. Let’s go
outside and welcome her, I will take charge of
the situation. Trust me my guy.
ME: yes boss
To be continued
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