Adebimpe the facebook girl (18+)
A Story Written By Onihaxy
Segun and I continued with the game, when I was getting hungry, I
picked some noodles in his cupboard and help myself with the
cooking. The friendship between segun and I was more like
brothers. We are always free at each others house. Infact, I do see
segun’s house as my second home and vice versa.
I was eating my noodles and segun was playing game alone on
his own when kemi called again. I looked at the wall clock and the
time was 2pm.
KEMI: hi dear, please call me back
KEMI: ****hanged up****
I dropped the phone from my ear and face segun.
ME: “Shoooooo!, segun see me see wahala oooo”
SEGE: wetin happen?
ME: imagine kemi telling me to call back after receiving 400naira
SEGE: sebi na you start am from onset
ME: how? ***raised eye brow****
SEGE: me as I dey so, if I send 100naira card to any girl and if she
doesn’t call me with atleast 50naira worth of airtime before
requesting another one, I will never send another card.
SEGE: but if na you, one “yeye” girl go call you to send card, she
no go use atleast half of the card to call you, and she go request
for another one. And you would send it again. So what do you
ME: you are right sha.
SEGE: call her na. Let’s hear what she has to say.
I dialled kemi’s number from my phone.
ME: hello kemisola
KEMI: hi love, where are you?
ME: I’m still with my boss on the project site
KEMI: when will you be through?
ME: I can’t say for now, but soon sha
KEMI: ooooh God, time is going now
ME: don’t worry, if we can’t be chanced to go out today, what
KEMI: that’s impossible, me and my family are returning very early
ME: haaaaa, ok, I pray we leave here quickly today
KEMI: and what happens if you don’t leave on time?
ME: I don’t know oooo,
KEMI: ok, let’s do it this way
KEMI: with the situation of things, I don’t think I would be able to
sneak out again today after this moment
KEMI: so please can you send the money to my account on
monday morning so that I can shop for few things to take to school
when I get back to lagos.
ME: ********chai, “mogbe”, see finishing format*****. Hmmmmmm,
KEMI: is that a promise dear, should I be expecting it?
ME: yeah, I will try
KEMI: I love you so much dear. And please, help me to keep bro
segun’s gift, I will collect it on my next visit to akure during
ME: really?, are you coming for another occasion?
KEMI: no ooo, I’m coming specially to visit you, I will spend like
4days with you before I return back to lagos
ME: waooooh, I can’t wait for that moment. When will that be?
KEMI: let’s say 2 months from now. I can’t wait to be in your arms
too my baby
ME: ok dear
KEMI: please don’t forget ooo, you know you promised me you will
send it on monday.
ME: I know dear.
KEMI: ok love. Take care
ME: and you too. Bye ***hanged up**
I dropped the call with my mouth wide opened as segun was also
looking at me and shaking his head at the same time.
SEGE: oh boy, this your kemi too smart
ME: “baje baje”
SEGE: her own smartness sef don pass that of bimpe
ME: seems so. So what do I do next?
SEGE: sebi na two sims you get?
ME: yes na
SEGE: she know the second number?
ME: no oooo.
SEGE: switch off this line for the next 3weeks or one month. Cased
ME: really?, sebi you be event planner na, abeg plan another way
SEGE: abegi mr maga. This girl’s smartness don dey compete with
my own. Just do as I say for now while planning for another
I went back home, I changed my sim as segun directed and kemi’s
chapter was closed till further notice.
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