Adebimpe the facebook girl (18+)
A Story Written By Onihaxy
After dropping kemi’s call, I was confused on how to bail myself
from the web I just entered. I had just lied and now, the lies were
hunting me. I thought through and couldn’t get a possible way
out. I decided to involve segun the event planner himself on
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: oko bimpe, oko kemi, I dey oo
ME: you no well ni
SEGE: how far?, you don call your wife?
ME: that was what I wanted to discuss with you sef
SEGE: gist me, wetin happen?
ME: the plan backfired
ME: I called her to informed her that my boss told me to come to
work tomorrow bla..bla..bla……
SEGE: wetin come happen?
ME: she told me that she would come to meet me at my work
SEGE: heeeeeeeeee, smart counter move
ME: she said we would go out for the shopping from there. And if
the shopping won’t be possible, she would collect the money and
the gift you bought for her.
ME: tell me jor, what should I do next?
SEGE: can’t you think on your own?
ME: I couldn’t figure out any idea jor
SEGE: you no well ni.
ME: so what next?.
SEGE: ok, let me give you few ideas, then you would pick anyone
out of them.
ME: ok, I’m all ears.
SEGE: first one, call her tomorrow morning, and switch off there
after. Switch on the phone on sunday night. Call her and inform
her that you had a flat battery.
ME: hmmmmm, nice one. Any other idea?
SEGE: here is another one. Don’t call her at all tomorrow, switch
off till monday, don’t call her, wait till she calls you herself and
then tell her that you were robbed and your phone was stolen.
ME: hmm mr sege!!!!!
SEGE: and here is another one. When its tomorrow morning, call
her to inform her that you are going to work. And call her 2 hours
later to inform her that you are travelling with your boss to
somewhere to inspect a project and you don’t know when you
would be back.
ME: this your small head, na so so bad things full am.
SEGE: that’s why I am referred to as the event planner.
Segun and I had some moments of chats before we end it at
I then sat on my bed thinking of the one to follow one of segun’s
To be continued……………….
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